Ukraine Defeats Russia in Fierce "Mental Boxing" Tournament.

While Russia is not shy about flexing its military might, the nation's paranormal research effort is lacking. Shocking evidence of this can be found in the results of a so-called "mental boxing" tournament recently conducted between Russia and arch-rival Ukraine.

Seven bouts were conducted. Each bout consisted of one soldier from each side placed in locked rooms approximately 100 meters apart. The soldiers had extensive training in combat telekinesis (aggressively moving physical objects with mind power).

The men were visible to spectators. Referees would signal the soldiers to "punch" one another.

In the first preliminary match, two minutes of inactivity were suddenly interrupted when the Russian soldier recoiled as if he'd been struck by an invisible fist. His nose began to bleed and he was too dazed to continue. The Ukrainian won by a TKO.

The Ukrainian team swept all but one of the remaining matches. The brutal main bout sent the Russian contender to an undisclosed hospital for internal bleeding incurred after dozens of crushing mental hits to the torso.

There has yet to be public reaction from Putin or Zelenskyy.

reported by Doc Paranormal
Adjunct Professor without Portfolio

Some people are psychic--and HATE IT!

 The syndrome, called "psychic self-hate," by paranormal psychologists, refers to the tendency of some psychically-gifted people to deny or disguise their abilities. 

In experiments, some psychic self-haters give so many wrong answers that it simply proves their mind-boggling talent!

In one real-life case, a woman went on a date to a horse race track. She didn't know anything about horses or betting. Yet, when her date prodded her to make bets, she purposely bought tickets for losing horses--even though she wrote down on notepaper which horses would actually win.

In six out of seven cases, she was correct--but she didn't tell her date because she found him attractive--and thought her extraordinary psychic ability would scare him away!

Doc Paranormal