Ukraine Defeats Russia in Fierce "Mental Boxing" Tournament.

While Russia is not shy about flexing its military might, the nation's paranormal research effort is lacking. Shocking evidence of this can be found in the results of a so-called "mental boxing" tournament recently conducted between Russia and arch-rival Ukraine.

Seven bouts were conducted. Each bout consisted of one soldier from each side placed in locked rooms approximately 100 meters apart. The soldiers had extensive training in combat telekinesis (aggressively moving physical objects with mind power).

The men were visible to spectators. Referees would signal the soldiers to "punch" one another.

In the first preliminary match, two minutes of inactivity were suddenly interrupted when the Russian soldier recoiled as if he'd been struck by an invisible fist. His nose began to bleed and he was too dazed to continue. The Ukrainian won by a TKO.

The Ukrainian team swept all but one of the remaining matches. The brutal main bout sent the Russian contender to an undisclosed hospital for internal bleeding incurred after dozens of crushing mental hits to the torso.

There has yet to be public reaction from Putin or Zelenskyy.

reported by Doc Paranormal
Adjunct Professor without Portfolio