President Biden is preparing to stimulate the American economy by paying living wage salaries to 60,000 ghost hunters across the nation.
An insider told me, “It’s high time these volunteer
ghost trackers are rewarded for their selfless duties. Most now hunt spirits in
their spare time, often forced to spend entire nights away from their families
in their noble quest to reduce the nation’s growing plague of restless ghosts.
“America’s volunteer ghost hunters are working under
dangerous conditions in derelict mental hospitals and abandoned 5-star hotels.
Yet, they have nothing to show for their labors but strained marriages and
angry bosses when caught napping on their day jobs.
“It’s also a tremendous financial burden for them to
purchase the necessary tools of their trade, including EMF meters, EVP devices,
thermal devices and cool-looking black t-shirts.
“President Biden is well aware of these heroes’
plight. Therefore, he is
funding 60,000 family wage ghost-hunting jobs. Money to lease Class A office
space, new uniforms and vehicles is included. In other words, the taxpayer
dollars given to these first responders will be immediately spent, stimulating
the economy at large.
“In order to keep the price tag reasonable, the
President has also ordered the Secret Service, DoD and ATF to donate every
black Chevy Suburban they can spare, along with surplus flashlights and
batteries.
Reported by Doc Paranormal
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