I fear widespread panic if this post goes viral.

I fear widespread panic if this post goes viral.

Which is why I’m releasing it here. To the special few with the ability to process fear and horror. And then bravely carry on, when every fiber of your being is screaming: Run! Hide!

I can confirm the following: Reports from my sources indicate that hundreds of South American night monsters—or chupacabras—are pouring across the U.S. border.

"Strict new immigration laws have caused a steep drop off in human activity along the U.S./Mexican border. The void has been filled by chupacabras, which avoid human contact unless threatened. For the first time in history, hundreds of the flesh-eating abominations are on U.S. soil,” Janie Rulen, president of the International Society for the Preservation of Paranormal Abominations told me in an exclusive interview.

“Now they threaten U.S. residents with their ungodly howls and diseased talons. In one under-reported case, a female Arizona gardener was eviscerated by a chupacabra that was seeking water from the hose she was using to spray petunias. In another, a young tree-climber was never again seen (in one piece) after happening upon a chupacabra that was dozing on a limb.

“That said, it is the position of my organization that chupacabras remain rare and deserve federal status as an endangered paranormal species.

“We are aware this is a controversial stance, but are unbending in our defense of all dangerous, but misunderstood paranormal abominations. Just because chupacabras, like Mothmen and Mongolian death worms, can cause lingering and awful death, doesn’t mean they should be denied protection.

“Paranormal monstrosities are part of Mother Nature’s divine plan, no matter how many people they kill,” she concluded.

My say: Obviously there two camps on the subject of offering sanctuary to horrifying mythical beasts driven from their native lands by genocidal authorities. Hopefully, the domestic political debate will not result in carnage that makes the chupacabra’s deadly work seem like child’s play.

reported by:

Doc Paranormal

Adjunct Professor without Portfolio

Edgar Allan Poe Community College