In addition to a world-class faculty, the school has a
diverse array of eager, attentive students and “friends of EAPCC.” Here’s a
snapshot:
Dawnlee Hope, Jr.:
Undergraduate Student
Dream Interpretation Studies
Bubbly, enthusiastic Dawnlee, 19, writes luridly depressing
dream interpretations for Ask Doc Paranormal, the school publication. To
support herself, Dawn and her identical twin brother Dan craft unpredictable,
custom-made Ouija Boards, including a prototype that spells out vulgarities in
answer to any question.
Dan Lee Hope, Jr.
Undergraduate Student
Conspiracy Theories Studies
Dawnlee’s identical twin, Dan reports on breaking conspiracy
theories for Ask Doc Paranormal when not conducting required teacher-assigned
investigations to earn his degree. He and Dawnlee often exchange identities.
Lloyce in Michigan
Friend of EAPCC
Lloyce, a 500-pound housebound psychic and “emotional
sponge” with the extraordinary ability to completely immerse herself in the
feelings of other people from the comforts of her reinforced couch, is a
frequent contributor to Ask Doc Paranormal. She also has exciting adventures of
her own, via her “skinny inner self,” which she is able to send to exotic
locales worldwide.
James in Roseburg
Friend of EAPCC
Rugged Oregon
logger and top paranormal talent—but only when wearing women’s panties. Like Clark Kent
disrobing in a phone booth, James has to change into panties in a concealed
place before he can crack an urgent case.
Heatherleen Glade:
Student/Teacher
Registered Past-Life Therapist
A welcome addition to the EAPCC faculty and student body
both, Heatherleen, 24, maintains a private practice in a subdivided Victorian
house above a vegan café. Her office is in a converted bathroom complete with
claw-footed tub she keeps filled with scented dry flowers. It is here that
Heatherleen helps her clients find their past lives. Then, in a unique form of
group therapy, she mediates any conflicts that crop up between the multiple and
often contentious individuals, past and present. She’s also a fierce advocate
of the controversial “Historical Present” theory that one should consult their
past lives when making current decisions.
Reeza “Left Eye” Duprei
Undergraduate Student
General Paranormal Studies
Twenty-two-year-old daughter of faculty member Andrei Duprei, Reeza’s
exotic Slavic beauty is marred by a jagged scar over her left eye incurred
under murky circumstances that Reeza is obsessed with piecing together. One
frightening possibility is that her father was involved; Andrei hates that
Reeza consorts with lowly, Tarot card reading gypsies.
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