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Tuesday, February 3, 2015

Whitney Houston Enters Rehab In Heaven.

There is an upside to the tragic 2012 death of singer Whitney Houston, I can exclusively report.

A reliable source on the Other Side tells me that the Grammy-winning chanteuse has just decided to enter rehab to recover from her alleged drug and alcohol addictions.

“Whitney has been informed about Bobbi Kristina,” the source told me. “So, in a dramatic shift, she’s decided to abandon the wild lifestyle she continued to flaunt in Heaven.

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“Starting today, Whitney plans to devote herself entirely to music. It's the one thing that makes her happier than a crackhead with a kilo-size pipe.

“Bobbi Kristina is Whitney's wake-up call. She’s going to live life one day at a time for an eternity."

I’ll update this story as the situation warrants.

Abraham Tribesky
95-Year-Old Psychiatrist to Deceased Hollywood Stars
Adjunct Professor: Afterlife Issues EDGAR ALLAN POE COMMUNITY COLLEGE



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